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Kyle’s Mom’s A Big Fat Bitch Lyrics


[KID ROCK]
Lemme tell ya ’bout Kyle’s mama
Straight out of Taylor, Joey C

[JOE C]
Kyle’s mama is a big fat bitch
she’s the biggest bitch I know and she stinks like shit
Remember back then the day when she was skinny
Now she’s fucked cause she still thinks she’s pretty

I just laugh, and walk on past saying:
“Shit, god damn thats a big fat ass!”
Should fuck that slut, she’s a big fat trip
But I still let her suck this ten foot dick

Joe C I’m a crazy hick
Down with Kid Rock and the South Park Click
I don’t know much but I know this shit
Kyle’s mama is a big fat bitch

[KID ROCK]
Kyle’s mama is a big fat bitch X 3

[JOE C]
She’s a three-toed, snake-ass, cross-eyed bitch

[KID ROCK]
Kid Rock… check it, un hu, un hu…

My homie named Kyle lives up the block
He’s got a big fat mom that sucks my cock
Non-stop she’s a sight to see
A real sloppy bitch that does right by me

She might be the best suck in the mountains
Ten times a week, but shit who’s counting?
I’m astounded by the things she does
She’s the suckinest, fuckinest, creep there ever was

She aint a slut she’s a supper groupie
and I pass that bitch around like a dubbie
I don’t know much, but I know this
Kyle’s mama is a big fat bitch

[KID ROCK]
Kyle’s mama is a big fat bitch X 3

[JOE C]
She’s a three-toed, snake-ass, cross-eyed bitch

[KID ROCK]
Oh, shit….
Tell ’em Joe

[JOE C]
I’m Joe C the “C” stands for cool,
I might be a fuck but i ain’t no fool
I just rolled from South Park to Boulder,
Cuz Kyle’s mom is trippin of X, so I rolled her

Then I sold her, cause I’m like that
Little freak ass pimp, but you know that
I just mack on tracks like a puffy
Colorodo bitches aint shit but yuppies

Wut up? I’m the J-O-E to the Motherfucking C in the place to be
I don’t know much, but I know this
Kyle’s mama Is a big fat bitch

[KID ROCK]
Kyle’s mama is a big fat bitch X 3

[JOE C}
She’s a three-toed, snake-ass, cross-eyed bitch!

[KID ROCK]
Yo, that’s right, Joey C, Kid Rock,
The Twisted Brown motherfucking Trucker,
This goes out to all the fat bitches in the world
Hehehe!
Yo, Yo, Ima drink some wine

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